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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

My dealing with a Web scammer

This is kind of long but this is how a conversation between me and some random dude from Africa went.

I had my messenger open so when I came back from the store at like 10 at night this is what happened.

This is an actual conversation….

Oh I am Sledge Hammer and mike310000 is the other guy.


mike3100000: hi

mike3100000: pls can u handle a buisness transaction for me there...which we will both benefit alot from it.

BUZZ!!! --- this is when I got back and started talking to him—



Sledge Hammer: huh?



mike3100000: this is serious

mike3100000: which u will be glad that u did



Sledge Hammer: who are you?

mike3100000: I am mike peter



mike3100000: 34 m lagos ..

mike3100000: u



Sledge Hammer: ok



mike3100000: can u handle for me ?



Sledge Hammer: handle you?



mike3100000: can u stand as the next of kin to a fund lying unclaimed in the bank i work.....which u will contact our bank for the claim of the fund on my behalf....and u get ur % of the total amount.



Sledge Hammer: yeah but not till next month

Sledge Hammer: see i have to llamas at my house that i need to get into Mexico by Sunday



mike3100000: listen

mike3100000: this is seriousn

mike3100000: which u will be glad that u did



Sledge Hammer: and this isn't

Sledge Hammer: llamas are a serious business god dammit



mike3100000: i have all legal documents backing u up as the next of kin to the fund here with me in the bank

mike3100000: and i have proof about the money to show u too



Sledge Hammer: Ok

Sledge Hammer: I will need two rolls of duct tape, a smoke bomb, 16 feet of garden hose, a 6 pack of beer from the middle east, and 3 guys all with the same first name I don't care what



mike3100000: llamas ?



Sledge Hammer: yes llamas



mike3100000: can u handle it for me now or what ?

mike3100000: becos this is urgent and serious



Sledge Hammer: sure



mike3100000: it involves 6.5 million us dollars

mike3100000: which u will get ur % of the total amount



Sledge Hammer: so you have 6.5 millions dollars and the best partner you can find is someone from the internet who you have never met?

Sledge Hammer: why not just throw a dart out of 5 story window



mike3100000: listen



Sledge Hammer: you might hit a guy with a wooden leg you can sumgle 1000 out at a time



mike3100000: the depositor MR TONI CHOATE died in a plane crash with his wife an only daughter

mike3100000: he was an american contractor and a great industrialist

mike3100000: and all effort made by our bank to get the relative to the fund proved abortive



Sledge Hammer: when was he killed?



mike3100000: which ever since the depositor died there has been no one who came for the claim of the fund

mike3100000: that is why i need an honest person to handle this for me

mike3100000: listen to me

mike3100000: he was not killed



Sledge Hammer: so what makes you think i am honest



mike3100000: he died in a plane crash

mike3100000: that is what i need to know

Sledge Hammer: yeah he was killed



mike3100000: u are the first person i have told about this



Sledge Hammer: when the ground rushed up at 200 miles an hour and hit him

Sledge Hammer: what date was he killed on?

Sledge Hammer: what was the flight number?

Sledge Hammer: how many people were killed on the plane

Sledge Hammer: did they bury any survivors?



mike3100000: do u think i am here for childs play

mike3100000: or do u think i am here to pull stunts on u ?



Sledge Hammer: as of right now you have to tell me something so i think this is real



mike3100000: listen

mike3100000: i have all the legal documents which will back u up as the next of kin to the fund here with me in the bank

mike3100000: which i will send them to u

mike3100000: they will be ur evidence as the true next of kin to the fund



Sledge Hammer: ok how are you going to send them?



mike3100000: http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/

mike3100000: visit the site to confirm the death of the late depositor MR TONI CHOATE



Sledge Hammer: I already did

Sledge Hammer: ok where are you from?



mike3100000: LAGOS NIGERIA

mike3100000: WEST AFRICA



Sledge Hammer: ok

Sledge Hammer: i am still listening

Sledge Hammer: what now?



mike3100000: i really need to know if u can handle this for me

mike3100000: becos i dont want u to toy with it

mike3100000: this is my life



Sledge Hammer: ok

Sledge Hammer: how are you going to send things to me?

Sledge Hammer: what makes you think you can trust me?



mike3100000: we have to do this accordingly

mike3100000: that is what i want to know



Sledge Hammer: do i get a decoder ring?



mike3100000: i need soemone out of nigeria becos the depositor was an american



Sledge Hammer: hit me with the details



mike3100000: that is why i need someone out of nigeria to do this for me



Sledge Hammer: ok

Sledge Hammer: are we going to give this a code name

Sledge Hammer: how about the red falcon?

Sledge Hammer: no too commee

Sledge Hammer: blue thunderblot

Sledge Hammer: that is cool

Sledge Hammer: can we call it blue thunderbolt



mike3100000: what are u talking about ?



Sledge Hammer: for the operation

Sledge Hammer: doesn't it get a code name?



mike3100000: listen



Sledge Hammer: i am

Sledge Hammer: what is your code name going to be?

Sledge Hammer: you be old Rhino



mike3100000: all u have to do is that u will contact our bank as the next of kin to the fund and that u are ready to claim it right away



Sledge Hammer: I will be jack Rabbit the 4th



mike3100000: but before u do that

mike3100000: i will have to open a file in ur name in our bank central computer which will make our bank confirm u as the next of kin to the fund



Sledge Hammer: you didn't call me Jack Rabbit the 4th

Sledge Hammer: Old Rhino



mike3100000: i have to go now



Sledge Hammer: wait



mike3100000: bye



Sledge Hammer: Old Rhino

Sledge Hammer: what about operation blue thunderbolt?

Sledge Hammer: and my decoder ring?

Sledge Hammer: and the 6.5 million in pesos?